Logic
- Anna: Look at what popped up on pintrest!! Seems like everyone's come to their senses lately and decided to stop being so gay all the time. Glad other people see it the same way we do. Hooray for heterosexuals!! (http://www.star941fm.com/pages/funphotos/gay-marriage.php)
- Annie: I agree with number seven the most, what's with this "Separation of Church and State" shit? How long has that been trying to be a thing?
- Anna: Yeah, seriously. What kind of shit are these gays trying to pull. Don't they know that Jesus said, word for word, that all the straits need to terminate all the gays? If our government can't enforce that policy, then who can??
- Annie: 'm "again" it as well! But seriously, let's listen to [North Carolina "Pastor" Charles Worley] and create a genocide and slowly kill the gays in our 100 mile long electric fence.
- Anna: the gays aren't worth the expenses a 100 mile long electric fence would cost.
- Annie: Why bother even "dropping some food in"? It's not like they're civilized enough to know how to eat!
- Anna: Seriously. And I like his lack of reproduction theory. But I'm a little confused: only gays can make gay babies, but they can't reproduce...? I'm sure I'm just missing some sort of obvious logic.
- Annie: Well if straight men were in their own little electrified confinements they wouldn't be able to produce either. It doesn't matter if they're gay or straight, they still can't reproduce without women... Or if you're straight you magically get babies? Is that how it works?
- Anna: Yeah, dude. The stork only delivers to straight people. Man, I'm so glad I decided not to be gay.
- Annie: You know, I was thinking about becoming one, just to get attention, but somebody punched me in the face so I decided not to.
- Anna: Good. That's not the kind of attention you want. Don't make those obnoxious decisions. Nobody wants to hang out with the kid who makes poor choices (Unless those poor choices are an unplanned heterosexual pregnancy- talk about a blessing in disguise!!)
- Annie: Yeah, instead of making that poor decision, I just decided to do a bunch of drugs and kill my brain cells with the use of alcohol. Still healthier (and more natural) than being gay!
- Anna: Good for you, Annie. I'm glad you decided to make the right decision. And we all know what the wrong one would be. #beinggay
- Andrew: Guys. Im not sure you're considering all the facts... I mean they're still people right? Maybe? Someone back me up? I think the stork would still deliver to them... I mean pizza hut does. I think. or do they have an antigay policy too?
- Annie: No. Pizza hut knows the truth about gays and hates them as well. Where do you think pepperoni comes from??
- Anna: Hey Andrew, can you maybe stick to what you know, like jean shorts and bike taxis? Clearly you don't know nearly enough about the gay community to carry on a conversation about them.
- Andrew: I just feel that maybe they should be given, y'know, some rights... like separate but equal kind of works right? Like at least we still share bathrooms so they cant be all bad
- Anna: Andrew. Sweet, naive young Andrew. If we give them separate but equal rights, what are they going to want next? The right to vote? If they can't even make the right decision about their sexuality, how can we expect them to make the right choices in government elections?
